Misheard song lyrics have become the greatest joke of modern times. Thanks to lyrics websites, we are now painfully aware of just how wrongly we’ve been mouthing wrong all this time. People have taken to social media in their droves to reveal the song lyrics they’ve been misquoting for years and we just had to share them:
1) ‘Hollaback Girl’ – Gwen Stefani
Instead of, “Ain’t no hollaback girl,” I thought Gwen Stefani was singing, “Ain’t no harm in that girl,” and I thought this until very, very, very recently.
— Paul Howard (@AkaPaulHoward) September 26, 2018
2) ‘Karma Chameleon’ – Culture Club
Misheard song lyrics:
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum on chameleons.
— Doron (@NotZaphod) September 18, 2018
3) ‘Imagine Dragons’ – Radioactive
“I feel it in my bones. Enough to make my sister moan!”
Dem lyrics doe. 😛 #misheardsonglyrics pic.twitter.com/FOHf2CSoyJ
— ?? Kat Gunn (@MystikGunn) May 7, 2016
4) Tina Turner – ‘What’s Love Got To Do With It’
Growing up I thought Tina Turner thought love was a second hand in motion. #misheardsonglyrics
— Nikki Haverstock (@RancherNikki) March 6, 2018
5) Call It What You Want – Taylor Swift
My husband literally thought @taylorswift13 sang “making farts under covers” #misheardsonglyrics
— @40yroldSwiftie✨Karen✨ (@40yroldswiftie) July 18, 2018
6) ‘Empire State Of Mind’ – Jay – Z feat Alicia Keys
‘Concrete jungle wet dream tomato’
“Concrete jungle where dreams are made of”
New York, Alicia Keys— Best Misheard Lyrics (@BadMisheard) January 5, 2015
7) ‘We Will Rock You’ – Queen
Am I the only one who’s misheard the lyrics to #WeWillRockYou by #Queen? Until embarrassingly recently, I thought it was:
You got blood on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your bladder all over the place?#MisheardLyrics #bladder
— Kenneth Gustafsson (@qentsu) September 26, 2018
8) ‘Stayin’ Alive’ – Bee Gees
@FallonTonight #MisheardLyrics When I was a kid, I thought the lyrics to Staying Alive were “Stay in a line, stay in a line”
— cai (@teddyoakley) January 24, 2018
9) ‘Africa’ – Toto
Shocking confession: I always thought the line in Toto’s “Africa” was “I catch the rays down in Africa.” I called up the lyrics & saw it’s “I bless the rains in Africa.” I bless the rains in Africa?? What the heck does that mean? “I catch the rays” is much better! #misheardsongs
— Pete Genovese (@petegenovese) April 17, 2018