Lovers day is about to roll around (insert heart and rose emojis here). If the only thing that will be warming you up on Valentine’s night is a water bottle, don’t worry you’re not alone. There’s a world of people out there getting ready for, well, for nothing to happen really. Except maybe the fake smiles you make when someone makes a comment about your post box being full. Gas! These tweets perfectly sum up what it’s like to be single on Valentine’s Day.
When reality sets in
just a thought for all my fellow singledoms with Valentine’s Day coming up ?.
— Kim Abbate (@Creatingkim) February 4, 2018
Anticipation is at an all time high
The biggest thing I’m looking forward to on the 14th is getting my 4GB of data back for the month. #relationship #TMobile
— Zafar Siddiqui (@Zasdqui) February 12, 2018
Don’t miss out on a good opportunity
Valentine’s day is just around the corner so if you’re secretly in love with me, now would be a good time to speak up ?? #Valentines
— AnnMarie Tierney (@annmarietierney) February 12, 2018
Who wants to be my valentine? #love #premiumsnap #ValentinesDay #single pic.twitter.com/rgq8mg41N4
— Brianna (@Brianna41948670) February 12, 2018
Hahaha I might be #single this year but that doesn’t mean I won’t accept chocolates or flowers etc. #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/yA2OYuSwn1
— The Light In The Dark (@TheLightInTheD5) January 31, 2018
The fear is real
When your milk has a valentines date … https://t.co/JbF8ECKq64 #ValentineFAILS #ValentineJokes pic.twitter.com/NVl6mhvz5z
— EJ – Time Waster (@emailjokes) February 7, 2018
If you can’t see it, it doesn’t exist
My phone just sent me a reminder that Valentines Day is in 2 days, so I flushed it down the toilet with all the other shit
— ❄️❄️Summerrrr?☀️ (@summerlvn01) February 12, 2018
What are your plans for Valentine’s Day? Let us know in the comments.