Well, pretty much every college around the country is in the throes of Freshers’ week and all the dire debauchery that it entails, not to mention the copious amounts of free pizza – used primarily as a bribe to tempt you into joining some of the more esoteric societies that, you know deep down, you will have no further dealings with.
Days, weeks, months even years from now – you will never forget the beautiful trauma that was Freshers Week – save for all the memories that are buried deep under a fug of alcohol – so to ensure those memories survive, we’ve compiled 16 Tweets which perfectly sum up every Freshers experience.
Had a lecture at 9, wake up at 11 in a police outfit, red lipstick all over my bed, my makeup still on& no memory of how i got bCk #freshers
— sophie (@sophiewells_1) October 3, 2017
can’t wait until freshers flu passes so everyone can stfu coughing every 0.2 seconds in my lectures x
— ?beth (@bethhrussell) October 3, 2017
Night 2 of freshers and phone is already smashed
— Sophie Holland (@sophiee_holland) October 3, 2017
I’ve hit that point in freshers week where I can’t stop coughing but also have no energy left to cough ??
— Millie (@millie_leahy) October 3, 2017
When ur flatmates wanna do drinking games every night of freshers
— Helena (@helspotter) September 23, 2017
Freshers has actually made me nocturnal ? mans an owl
— James Heaton (@jamespheaton) September 23, 2017
mom is telling me that I can’t afford to spend 10 days in Dublin like I wasn’t gonna at my weight’s worth of free food dring freshers’ week
— scartapus. (@leglesslegolas) September 11, 2017
I registered interest for at least 4000 societies at the freshers fair why are there so many
— Georgi Kate ? (@QueenOfAsgard_) September 23, 2017
I think I actually fell asleep stood up when I was out last night. #freshers
— Sam I am (@SamMcElhattan) September 23, 2017
Can’t believe I dropped my phone down the toilet on 3rd night of freshers
— Han ?✨ (@hannahhlinden) September 23, 2017
You know you’ve done freshers properly when a hangover doesn’t even feel like hangover it’s normality
— tilly (@tillythewilly_) September 23, 2017
I just got kicked out of a club freshers in Dublin is the worst banger ever
— zahra (@modestmousse) September 20, 2017
And I’m stuck on a bus with half pissed freshers .. one of whom has a lacrosse stick. In Dublin.. a lacrosse stick??! ??
— Clare Conway (@clareconway) September 13, 2017
Forgot it was freshers week in Trinity and attempting to navigate the soc tents and dodge recruiters got me feeling like pic.twitter.com/gbvgdFoTzx
— Dr. Fitzpatrickstein (@fffits) September 18, 2017
I suspect it might be freshers week as there are:
1. 18 year olds wandering round town in groups of 20
2. Dominos Pizza vouchers everywhere.
— James Barwise (@jwbarwise1) October 3, 2017
the commitment I had in freshers week to going out was impressive but now I just wanna sleep
— depper ? (@megdepper) October 3, 2017