When people used to talk about childhood, often you’d hear talk of scuffed and muddied knees; of exploration and adventure through unknown and mysterious expanses of countryside; of time spent in treehouses, swimming in streams, picking through bushes bristling with thorns. It all sounded pretty awful. Thankfully, since the advent and mass popularisation of television, children were forced to spend less time outdoors in vain attempts to entertain themselves and could instead luxuriate in the warmth of their own homes watching broadcast footage of others putting themselves through such strenuous outdoor pursuits.
For anyone who counted television as their childhood bedfellow, you should absolutely storm through this quiz. You should also find a more suitable space to keep your television than in bed with you, sooner or later, it’s going to bring you trouble.